All Jokes

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...

The following is a Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online...LADY: What car are you driving?AKPOS: A Mercedes Benz S ClassLADY: I feel so comfortable talking to you....

TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it...

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the...

Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mum's place."I opened the fridge. The light came on. My orange juice was very...

I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!

If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.

May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...