All Jokes
Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...
Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....
AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...
There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...
Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...
(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...
SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...
Akpos patronises a prostitute. This is the conversation that ensued between them:PROSTITUTE: Hi honey. Are you ready to have sex? AKPOS: Yes. But If only you can f**k me the way...
TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.