All Jokes
The phone rings and a little voice quickly answers the phone, "Hello." The salesman on the other end of the line asks, "Is your mother there?" The little voice replies, "Yes, but...
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the presentation and...
Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...
An English man, a French man and a Nigerian man go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.Just as the bartender hands them over, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of...
A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal.The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing."''...
Akpos, who was a salesman in a Shoprite Store was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.''I...
WIFE: I hate this beggar! HUSBAND: What did he do? WIFE: I gave the rascal food yesterday and today he gave me a book titled 'How To Cook'!
I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...
Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can finish 5...
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...