All Jokes
Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place:MAN 1: I cant takes this any more!MAN 2: What is the matter?MAN 1: My wife cheated on me!MAN 2: That is...
A man died and arrived at the gate of heaven and saw St. Peter there. St. Peter looks through his book and tells him, "I don't see any reason why we should let you in. You don't...
A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...
A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said...
One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...
TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
A guy is woken one night by noises coming from his backyard. He gets up and looks through the window and spots two burglars helping themselves to his gardening equipment. The man...
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.If you hold the...
A pedestrian was walking along the road. He wanted to cross over, so he used the side which has a zebra sign and a caution ZEBRA CROSSING boldly written on the floor even though...