All Jokes
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid and you shake...
A man was on the side of the Ibadan express road hitch hiking (waving down cars) on a very dark and cloudy night. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so...
TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month later for...
A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next...
EKAETTE: Any difference between Confidence and Secret? AKPOS: I married you; that's Confidence. Mama Rukewe, your cousin is my first wife; that's Secret.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you...
A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything...