All Jokes
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she...
A girl sent a text message to her Boyfriend. It reads: "We have to breakup, its over between us!" After a minute, the guy gets another message from her, "Sorry honey that message...
Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant...
Akpos sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a pedestrian, "Whore those guys?"THE PEDESTRIAN: A Marathon race is going on.AKPOS: What do they get from that?PEDESTRIAN:...
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:Has to work hardHas to work at great depthsHas to work upside downHas no ventilation or air conditioned...
KWAME: Akpos, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian adviceFOREIGN PAGE:Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , Im from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed....
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...