All Jokes
A man in Polokwane calls his son in Johannesburg the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-...
Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...
Man died and went to Hell. He was told that every 1000 years his punishment will be changed and he had to choose his first one.In a first prison ward he saw the young man who's...
At a table in a restaurant, Akpos and a Lady were having dinner: AKPOS: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?LADY: (Stands up and suddenly slaps Akpos) I have waited more...
I was coming home one Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold I found $20,000 inside the bag!I took the bag home and when I...
An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?'' Wife answers, "...
Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little hut. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly,...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. He...
Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your...