All Jokes
My dear GhanaiansIts church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.My fellow NigeriansIts bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.My dear...
DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...
Akpos promised his girlfriend twenty thousand naira while chatting with her on BBM. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel. "Honey! Where's the...
OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?...
A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she...
Akpos was chatting with this girl and the following conversation started:AKPOS: Hey girl, I think your really hot, wanna go out?GIRL: I have a boyfriend.AKPOS: I have a Maths test...
A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...
Akpos, in a drunken state, was staggering home one night and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead...
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.
A ninety-year-old man who is suffering from memory loss is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man...