All Jokes

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them.The chicken took offence and said, "Look at how...

One day a little girl became puzzled about her origin."How did I get here, Mummy?" she asked.Her mother replied, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you here my daughter.""Did God...

I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it! The worst...

Akpos buys some items in a supermarket...SHOP ATTENDANT: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket.AKPOS: Yes, any problem?SHOP ATTENDANT: (surprised) But it is a children...

Akpos met Kwame crying at the entrance of the hospital. The following conversation ensued:AKPOS: Kwame, why are you crying?KWAME: I came for a blood test and they cut my finger...

DAD: Jessica I noticed you now call me Dad these days instead of Papa. JESSICA: Yes Dad, calling you Papa spoils my lipstick.

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

WHEN IT COMES TO SEX... Detectives do it under cover. Don't do it with bankers, most of them are tellers. Engineers do it to specification. Firemen do it with a big hose....

TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...

I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...