All Jokes

A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart....

TEACHER: Now, Akpos, tell me the truth, do you pray before eating?AKPOS: No sir, I don't have to, my mother is a good cook.

Kwame Nkrumah came out from prison and became the president of Ghana.Nelson Mandela came out from prison and became the president of South Africa.Obasanjo came out from prison and...

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird...

A Chinese Man requested a divorce and appeared in a courtroom.JUDGE: Mr. Hu, please give a valid reason for your divorce with Mrs. Hu.MR. HU: My lord. Me no come, she no come,...

A married man was alone in the house with the house girl...MAN : Nkechi! NKECHI: Yes sir!MAN: Now that your madam has gone to the market, take this money, go to the chemist, get a...

Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.