All Jokes

A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, Before webegin, Ill need to ask a few questions.He gets her name,...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...

Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

A teacher was teaching about reproductive system in an SS3 class...TEACHER: ...And therefore, sp*rm cells are made up of glucose.JENNIFER: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.

Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...

SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.