All Jokes
Akpos enter into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant...
Akpos sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a pedestrian, "Whore those guys?"THE PEDESTRIAN: A Marathon race is going on.AKPOS: What do they get from that?PEDESTRIAN:...
One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:Has to work hardHas to work at great depthsHas to work upside downHas no ventilation or air conditioned...
KWAME: Akpos, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.
The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian adviceFOREIGN PAGE:Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , Im from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed....
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...
A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" The businessman replied, "Boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways." The boy...
My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...