All Jokes

These two Englishmen are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time."That's a fine watch you got there!" says the...

Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"Akpos replied, "No, I am Akpos."A man came and asked him the same question....

After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)

A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...

A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...

I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."I said hello to the...

A man with Ak47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation remained silent. He...

A girl calls her boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, please I have a wedding to attend on Saturday and I'm amongst the Bridal Train. Give me N50,000 to buy and sew the wedding cloth, buy...

Trouble is:1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job!2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around...

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital. He asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either...