All Jokes
An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...
Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I...
A guy was with a prostitute in a hotel room. During sex in the dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp and lifeless. While the confused guy was still trying to understand...
DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the...
A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...
Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!
A NEPA official walked into an eatery to rest while working in the area. It was a big eatery so everyone receives his bill written on a piece of paper. After a long rest he...
Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get...