Family Jokes

AKPOS: I've got a stomach ache.MUM: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts.AKPOS: Now I know why daddy has headaches all the time. His head must...

A young fellow brought home his bride-to-be to be appraised by his father.The father was shocked, angry and embarrassed. He took the boy aside into the next room and whispered in...

A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...

"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married.""Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?""Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma. Shes nice.""Now, wait a...

JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?CHILD: NoJUDGE: Why?CHILD: She beats me.JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?CHILD: No.JUDGE: Why not?CHILD: He beats me...

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...

Akpos and Kwame met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. Kwame kept complaining about his family problems. Finally, Akpos said to Kwame, "You think you have family problems...

Akpos and his father were having a discussion:FATHER: I have told you not to stay at the bus stop again!AKPOS: But, papa why? FATHER: Do you want to become an area boy?AKPOS: But...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...