Family Jokes

TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...

After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)

A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...

A couple woke up one morning after they had a fight the night before. This was the conversation that ensued... HUSBAND: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?WIFE: What's the meaning?...

Akpos lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family; a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic. But the fourth and youngest is...

A guy sent his married friend a text message..."Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her (Message...

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

A 8 year old boy entered his dad's room to talk to his dad who was reading a newspaper, the following discussion went on: BOY: Dad what is a mistake? DAD: Son, a mistake is...

One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...