Family Jokes
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...
One fateful Saturday morning, a father called his son.FATHER: Son, it's time we talked about sex.SON: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...
While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat...
A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the...
Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...
SON: Dad where did I get my intelligence from?DAD: You probably got it from your mom because I still have mine.
AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...