Funny Sayings
Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara...
That moment... You take out your last 1000 Naira note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover that rat had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's head. You spend 1.5...
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
You want to marry a guy who's rich, TALL, HANDSOME, EDUCATED, FAIR and has a FLAT tummy while your father is SHORT, DARK, UGLY, POOR, and has a POT belly. Can't you be humble like...
When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...
1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue4....
I was reminiscing about the time I spent in a public school and I remembered some games we played while I was a kid. The list goes thus...1. SUWE: This game is played by two or...
Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...
Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...