Funny Sayings

1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....

A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.

Trouble is:1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job!2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around...

Awesome message sent by a MAN to his WIFE... "Hi, honey, I am just having my last Beer and I will be home in 30 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again. MORAL: Men...

If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...

Below are the Questions Google cannot answer...Who is the first wheelbarrow pusher?Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?What is the full name of the first...

"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before...

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift

Dear MasWe the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of...

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"