Funny Sayings

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road...Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!Oga...

Smile at a fine white girl and her whole family will smile at you.But smile at a fine African girl and her whole family will beat you.

A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...

You must never ask a woman her age and a man his salary...Do you know why?It is wrong to ask a woman her age because she hardly ever lives for herself!And it is wrong to ask a man...

English is a funny Language. One fascinating word of English Language is Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together...

Do you know the relationship between two eyes?They never see each other... BUT:1. They blink together2. They move together3. They cry together4. They see together5They sleep...

MENtal AnxietyMENtal BreakdownMENstrual CrampsMENopause...Ladies, have you seen how all your problems started with men?

When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...

If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...

May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...