Funny Sayings

I was reminiscing about the time I spent in a public school and I remembered some games we played while I was a kid. The list goes thus...1. SUWE: This game is played by two or...

It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."

Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...

The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!

To all my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher education notebook foor me to write a test, hope youre still using that note.To those who refused to open their...

What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? A knife has a point.

NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...

Here are the different types of boyfriends kept by girls in Universities1. ACADEMIC BOYFRIEND: This one takes them to night classes, help the girl her do assignment and they...

Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...

A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...