Funny Sayings

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid

We grew up with the following mentalities below...All soft drinks are called minerals.All Fathers took first position while at school.India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was...

A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...

BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...

The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.

1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....

How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...

Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...

FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.

Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...