General Jokes
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
A new science teacher walks into the classroom.Akpos asks the new teacher "Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and Klin, will there be foam?"Teacher responds "Yes of course, why ask such a...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is...
Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig.CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...
While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...
Two gentlemen, Akpos and Nkosi were interviewed and were called back after some time for results and job briefing. Results showed that both scored 90 percent. Surprisingly, only...