General Jokes
Quarrel between a Fat man and a Thin man...FAT MAN TO THIN MAN: You know, you make me wonder whether there was a famine in the place you live.THIN MAN TO FAT MAN: You know, you...
The Shocking Story of a Girl Named Amina On that fateful day, Amina was on her way to school when a motor cycle knocked her down! She was rushed to a nearby hospital immediately....
A man parked his newly bought jeep in the garage of a psychiatry hospital to see his brother. Akpos, who was a patient in the hospital, noticed the numbers written at the sides of...
Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...
A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, King...
A man passed a mentally ill man who was sitting at the gate of a chemist shop, he went straight to the attendant and said, "Sir! I have severe stomach pain for the past 3 weeks, I...
Kelvin and James went for an interview. James entered first. The interviewer asked James, "Who is the President of the United States, how old is the earth and do you believe in...
My Uncle and his wife moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, his wife saw her new neighbour through the window hanging clothes outside. "Those...
They were four deadly smokers in a small town. The four of them were close friends and they will always walk around the street everyday smoking.One day, they strolled into a...
My Boss was walking past me to his office one morning and said, ''Jide, I need your assistance now in my office!" I said, ''Okay sir!'' I ran home and brought Bello. Together, we...