General Jokes
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a streetlight, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help, "What is it you have lost?"...
The class teacher instructed everyone to pull out their notebooks and write a very good essay on an imaginative football match. All the students in the class immediately got to...
I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...
The whitest man on earth still has a black shadow.No mechanic can repair breaking news.No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.Even if you have millions of cars,...
Date: 14th Feb, 2015Ticket: PVCKick off: 10AMVenue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)Referee: Attahiru JegaChampion - PDP FC:Formation: 5-3-2.As the Defending...
FATHER: I have four sons...1st Son- Engineer2nd Son- MBA3rd Son- PhD4th Son- ThiefNEIGHBOUR: Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?FATHER: He's the only one earning...
Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN and AIRTEL. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing...
There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...
Akpos and his friend falls down a hole.HIS FRIEND: Its dark in here.AKPOS: I don't know, I can't see!
Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos.The first Politician started, "I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh.""I...