General Jokes
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss:BOSS: Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always...
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5000 in a safety competition all because he is wearing his seatbelt. "What are you going to do with the...
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked shaving in front of him and she tried...
An English man, a French man and a Nigerian man go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.Just as the bartender hands them over, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of...
Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...
A guy is woken one night by noises coming from his backyard. He gets up and looks through the window and spots two burglars helping themselves to his gardening equipment. The man...
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...
A junior worker in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake and said, "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!"The boss shouted, "Do you know whom you're talking to?!"...