General Jokes
KWAME: I don't know why people find it difficult to be faithful to their spouses and partners. AKPOS: I can't even imagine it. I have never...
One day, Akpos calls 911, "Come quick, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After 5 mins, Akpos calls back, "It's okay, I found another one."
Akpos has been admiring his neighbour's wife for quite sometime now. The neighbour's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn't know...
One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything...
Akpos who just received a message that his wife has given birth, ran happily to the hospital and the following conversation took place between him and the doctor...DOCTOR:...
Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...
I met a genie today who granted me one wish. I want to live forever, I said.Sorry, said the genie, Im not allowed to grant wishes like that.Fine, I said, I want to die when...
A lady gets in an elevator and sees Akpos standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir." To which he replies, "SHIT, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to...
A conversation between Akpos and Emeka:AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don't have credit in mine.EMEKA: (hands phone to Akpos) No problem...