General Jokes
Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...
I met a genie today who granted me one wish. I want to live forever, I said.Sorry, said the genie, Im not allowed to grant wishes like that.Fine, I said, I want to die when...
A lady gets in an elevator and sees Akpos standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir." To which he replies, "SHIT, ma'am." Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to...
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything...
There were three guys, Thambo, Gyan and Akpos, they were all in the desert where they walked many miles. Finally they walked upon a lunchpack that someone lost while hiking in the...
Akpos who just received a message that his wife has given birth, ran happily to the hospital and the following conversation took place between him and the doctor...DOCTOR:...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever dog between them. The first...
Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, "But I had just a single note of a thousand...
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do...
Akpos bought a N100 ticket and won the lottery. He went to Lagos to claim it and a man verified his ticket number. Akpos said, "I want my 20 million naira."The man replied, "No...