General Jokes

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship

Akpos was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions:"You are on patrol in the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the township.On...

One day, two young boys were in the field, staring at a lady bathing.Then the first boy started running and so did the second one. When they stopped the second one asked: "Why are...

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!

A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.

A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...

Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...

Some updates fit kill person:"To hair is human to forgive is design""I hate guys with low selves of steam""You are a blessing to your generator""I am a soccer for guys with six...

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...