General Jokes
AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...
The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird...
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening...
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the...
In the movie, Ramsey Nouah is the stepson of Patience Ozokwo (Mama G), Patience Ozokwo acted as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo's plan is to poison Ramsey Noah. After putting the...
I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!)It was one...
A man went to church one day and came back with a swollen eye. WIFE: What happened to your eye?HUSBAND: There was this woman standing in front of the church's gate, and her cloth...
KWAME: I just bought a samsung galaxy tablet!AKPOS: Sorry bro, get well soon.
At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names.For instance, Chief (Dr...