General Jokes
My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back,...
A boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying... BOY: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James...
I Hate seeing unemployed people in love!It's even in the Bible that JOB comes before ROMANS!
I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't...
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered for an apple juice drink but when he started drinking the juice, it tasted like soap. So he called the waiter...MAN: I ordered for apple...
"When I was at the Sambisa forest," said Musa one day, "I caused 100 bloodthirsty members of Boko Haram to run.""How did you do it?" asked his friend."Easy. I just ran, and they...
A plane was taking off from Nairobi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is...
In a tiny village in the eastern part of Africa lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure...
A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...
Yemi came home from a beer joint late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the...