General Jokes

One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules...

TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh

A rat looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package."What food might this contain?" The rat wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a...

Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...

Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...

The American police style:Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style:Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.The Arab...

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"

A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...

Akpos takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres...

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...