General Jokes

Akpos rings technical support:AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on ??My computer??.AKPOS: I can??t see your computer.TECHNICIAN: No no...

The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting "'You have failed!' You have...

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But...

On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...

I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...

One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...

How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...

Below is Hon. Patrick obahiagbon press release on the recent postponement of the Election: The grand initiation of Election postponement is a lancinating loss of another...

QUESTION: How do Chinese people name their babies?ANSWER: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.