General Jokes

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...

Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...

One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went...

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time...

The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...

An educated woman got married to an illiterate. One day, they went out on a date.They were served food without spoons. MAN: Waiter, please bring me 2 spoon.WOMAN: It's 'spoons'...

Two University students were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be booted out of the University. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "...

Akpos goes off to the University...Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...