General Jokes
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
GIRL: I can't be your valentine for medical reasons. BOY: Really? GIRL: Yeah, you make me sick!
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...
A Banker walks into the dentist and asks what it takes for getting a tooth pulled out."Well," said the dentist, "That depends on the level of service. If you want to go private we...
After joining a Gay-marriage, the pastor thought for a while for he can't say I declare you both as husband and husband.He decided to say, "With this Nuptial Union and being a...
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in...
Excerpts taken from court proceedings that's really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...
My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my...