General Jokes
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...
Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...
A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...