General Jokes

Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge...

One day, a man thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son DAD: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. SON: No. DAD: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. SON: OK! The...

Police officers were at a road block. One of them stops a trailer:POLICEMAN: Where is your permit?DRIVER: (Hands in his permit)POLICEMAN: Do you have an extinguisher?DRIVER: Yes,...

GUARD: Aha! Ive caught you red-handed! stealing fishes.AKPOS: What do you mean by red-handed?GUARD: Youve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it...

One morning in Lagos, a mad man stood on the third main land bridge shouting 44!People gathered and where wondering why the man was shouting that number. A young man said to his...

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, "Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next...

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.

One day in Lagos at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman named Tina, who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get...

Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...

A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...