General Jokes
A policeman searched Emeka in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs."It's not my fault," Emeka said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they...
A stranger sent Akpos a text message..."Good evening sir, how was your day? I'm so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance...
Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I...
A newly-wed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's dog...
A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...
Akpos' wife was kidnapped one morning. He received a message in the afternoon, which included a picture of his wife gagged and tied up, asking him to pay a ransom of one million...
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...
LAWYER: Who is your next of kin. AKPOS: Huh??!!LAWYER: I mean who do you call incase of an emergency?AKPOS: Doctor.LAWYER: I mean someone like your wife.AKPOS: My wife is a trader...
APPLE: I look like a Human heart. MANGO: I look like a Stomach. GRAPES: I look like Eyes.. BANANA: I don't like this Game!
A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife...