General Jokes

First blonde tells the other "I have done the pregnancy test!"SECOND BLONDE: Are the questions difficult?

A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...

A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...

I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...

Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious...

LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...

I was at a bar taking a drink as usual when I heard a girl screamed. People gathered around her to know what happened to her.But to my greatest surprise, she said she sat on her...

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman, was at a lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man looking at her but she decided to swim anyway. After taking off her clothes she...

Akpos picked up a blackberry Z10 in a taxi. He checked through the contacts and found "MY number 2" then he called it and luckily the owner answered "Wow! Thank God! Where did you...

Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for shell.INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with...