General Jokes
AKPOS: Buy this parachute and land safely On the ground during emergency.CUSTOMER: What if the parachute doesn't open when needed?AKPOS: You will get your money back whenever I...
A couple watching an EPL match together. After five minutes:WIFE: Is that Saint Obi?HUSBAND: No. He is Mikel Obi, Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.WIFE: Mikel Obi is smart. He...
A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack. FARMER: what the hell are u doing here? THIEF: A strong wind blew me here. FARMER: Then what are...
USA: My country had the first man on the moon JAPAN: My country will have the first man on mars. SOUTH AFRICA: We will be the first on the sun JAPAN: But you will die SOUTH...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give...
An Arab Man stops a taxi, entered it and said "Please turn off the radio for in the time of the prophet, there was no radio and my religion decreed that I should not listen to it...
Two grown men, fighting on the street, were arrested by a police officer and taken to the police station. At the police station, they were asked what the bone of contention was....
POLICE: Knock knock!AKPORS: Who is knocking?POLICE: Police.AKPORS: What do you want?POLICE: to talk.AKPORS: How many are you?POLICE: We are two.AKPORS: Then talk to each other!
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to...
An applicant was filling out a job application.When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"He wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people who had answered...