General Jokes

A drunk was sitting next to a woman in a bus stinking of alcohol the man was talking too much and irritating the woman because of the smell.At the next stop it was time for the...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the...

Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...

Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn't submit an assignment.Dear Lecturer,I'm sorry I could not do the homework on...

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...

Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time."Akpos answered "Is it not that...

Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...

BOY: hey, long time.GIRL: Yeah, long time.BOY: Where are you right now?GIRL: I'm in school.BOY: What school?GIRL: UNILAG.BOY: Did you gain admission this year...

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, he would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a Nigerian was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He...

A Girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll. After marriage, a BeautIful Doll. After one year of marriage, a Nice Doll. After two years, only a Doll. After 5 years, PANADOLL.