General Jokes
Akpos was brought before a judge to answer for his crime. After a long trial the judge finally gave the verdict and passes her sentence.JUDGE: All evidence proves that you are...
Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn't submit an assignment.Dear Lecturer,I'm sorry I could not do the homework on...
Akpos happened to have a mistress just in the same street with his wife Iweka. Every night, he'll return late and give his wife excuses about troubles on his way from work. His...
Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time."Akpos answered "Is it not that...
Akpos enters a Spar Store to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm , unpaid. He was arrested and locked up. During...
Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly...
Akpos was on his way to school when he alighted at station he was supposed to take taxi to the schoolAKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus?DRIVER: Two Cedis.AKPOS: What about...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...
A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.GIRL: OkayGUY: I love you with my...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...