General Jokes
Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...
One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are...
Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...
A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...
Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.The barber puts a N50 note in one hand...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...
Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...
One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...
Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...