Marriage Jokes

A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask...

A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "how to live in a loving relationship with your wife".The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men...

KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished...

A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...

A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...

Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, I dont have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything...