Marriage Jokes

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____...

A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...

Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, I dont have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything...

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is having sex with a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy...

Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...

A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India:Dear Sunita, Darling, I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's...

Akpos is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?AKPOS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.WIFE: Don'...

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.

A Nigerian lady who married a Chinese guy gave birth to a baby girl after nine months of marriage but after three months, the baby died. The mother of the Nigeria lady came to...