Marriage Jokes
Kwame, a deeply suspicious husband, hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's...
WIFE : Do you want dinner?HUSBAND: Sure, what are my choices?WIFE: Yes and no!
A businessman, who getting ready for his next trip, asks his wife to include a condom in his suitcase. His wife instantly asks why, he replies, "Just a reminder if I want to try...
A Husband and his wife were lying on a bed. Wife flings her one leg on husband shoulder and whispers, "Take me!"The husband do not pay attention to that. The wife flings on her...
A man was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Joe.WIFE: Joe? Isn't he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead?HUSBAND: Yes. Marry him!...
A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that...
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...
Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...
Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey...