Marriage Jokes
A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell.""My dear," the...
Akpos is watching 'Who Wants To Be Millionaire?' with his wife, Janet. He turns to Janet and says, "Do you want sex?" Janet replies, "No" Akpos says, "Is that your final answer?"...
A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died:AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week?WIFE: Yes, I know.AKPOS:...
WIFE: Sweety, how many girls did you date before you met me?HUSBAND: (quiet)WIFE: (5 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question!HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me...
A couple lived together but the wife always seemed to be bothered by her husband's consistent way of ordering her around. So one day, she decided to speak up and the following...
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife...
Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week. Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos's house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started...
"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married.""Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?""Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma. Shes nice.""Now, wait a...
During a heated spat over finances, the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, WE COULD FIRE THE MAID." The wife, fuming, shot back, "...