Medical Jokes
A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
An unconscious man was rushed into a clinic by his brother and the following conversation ensued DOCTOR: What's wrong with him?BROTHER: He just slumped!The doctor checked the...
An American doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" A British...
In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...
A patient in a psychiatric hospital climbed a tree close to the building of the hospital and refused to come down. After 2 long hours of plea and persuasion from doctors and...
Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says, "Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"Omondi...
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village Doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doctor! Doctor! Come fast now! Is ma wife man! Her water is broken man! She is about...
AKPOS: How much is it to get a face lift?DOCTER: About R9,000,000AKPOS: What if I bring the lift?
The brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have the choice of two brains," he told the patient, "for $1000 you can have the brain of a Astronaut...
DOCTOR: Do you know your sperm count?AKPOS: I didn't know sperm were that clever!