Relationship Jokes

A girl and a guy were discussing. This was their following conversation...GIRL: Honey I want to share in your problems and pain.BOY: But I don't have any problem. GIRL: It's...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his...

Johnny: Madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million? Woman: Why Winston, yes I would. Johnny: What about 10? Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am? Johnny: We have already...

GIRLFRIEND: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?BOYFRIEND: You told me to surprise you.

My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I "ruined" her birthday."What did you do?"Nothing. I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Johnny goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"She says "I have a boyfriend", Johnny says "I have a math test".The girl looks up and says "What's that got to do with...

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in-front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to...

Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...

KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...