Relationship Jokes

MAN: I want to give myself to you.WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!

A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns...

My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...

One day, Me and my girlfriend were seriously having a go- shouting and throwing insult- at each other. Then I suddenly said to her, ''PACK YOUR THINGS AND...''At that moment, a...

Two Girls chatting in a taxi;FIRST GIRL: What kind of man will you want to have?SECOND GIRL: A Billionaire!FIRST GIRL: What if he has less money to a billion.SECOND GIRL: Even if...

A girl sent a text message to her Boyfriend. It reads: "We have to breakup, its over between us!" After a minute, the guy gets another message from her, "Sorry honey that message...

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks, Do you eat like this at your moms place? The girl...

Husband sends an SMS message to his wife:"Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. CYNTHIA brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The...

A foreign girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi:GUY: May I know a bit about you?GIRL: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst with Dell, I...

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Akpos standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your...